todos os eus e mais alguns - parte XIII

- It wasn`t meant to be. Me and her. You know. We... what?

- Your telling me this cause you wanna convince yourself, convince me, us two or you are just making a conversation.

- Yep.

- ??

- Yes. All that and stuff.

- ...

- And, you know what, we didn`t even have a song.

- Sorry, what?

- Like, a song, you know, that would remind us us, together, a couple... Well, you know, a song...

- Yeah yeah I get it I get it. Let me tell you something, man: this thing, having a song and stuff, is completely overrated.

- Dude...

- Yeah, trust me. Completely.

- Dude, I`ve been here for two hours and whenever I say something was lacking in my marriage you come with this "completely overrated" stuff. C`mon! Everything is overrated?

- No...

- So...?

- Well...

- Waiting...

- Like...

- ... see...?

- No, I mean... sex. Sex is important.

- Ok. You, me and six bilion people know that.

- Magic.

- ??

- Yeap. Magic, you know, a little magic going on. Like something bonding you two, something mysterious, inexplicable, something you just can't understand but it's there. Magic.

- Yep. Magic and love, together. That's gay, dude. Ok, gay version of Gandalf, I'll buy it. That's two. Sex, magic. Carry on.

- Well, you know... maybe... sugar.

- What??

- Yeah, sugar. Some tenderness, some sugar, you know. Something sweet and...

- Wait. Wait. You are not...? No, I can`t believe it. Are you quoting Red Hot Chili Peppers song? Is that it? Oh no! What were you gonna say next, blood?

- Well, if you're into some S&M...

(to be continued)
(thanks for keep waiting)
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